To return Click Here. Hasband: says who? Stundent: ” Because in church we sing…. Who was the best female financier in the Bible? Jesus and Mark (Psalm 37:37). To make the joke work, “ass” is the only appropriate word. Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple? (Shoe-height! On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. How do we know moses had elastic skin? How long did it take for Cain to forgive his brother? It is a source of so many stories, some of them humorous as well as wise! Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah? The prophet Ballum. Kaylea Melcher: Ass is not a curse word when used properly. He just ordered a glass of water! *Earlier* DEW is biblical? *Earlier* Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. My happiest days are spent in my jammies laughing, being silly, and making new besties. Very funny,here’s a few from me..when are motorcycles first mentioned in the Bible.? How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? Your mother ate us out of house and home. Chap 1. Because Noah was standing on the deck. Yes, someone once said that the shortest person in the Bible is Knee-high-miah, but really, the shortest person is Bilidad the Shoe-height! Did you know that Radio is mentioned in the Bible? 31 Meanwhile his disciples urged him, “Rabbi, eat something.”, 32 But he said to them, “I have food to eat that you know nothing about.”, Awkward Moment : Matthew 8 The Bible says Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem!!? Why was Onan a lousy gardener? After the teacher asked the question, she saw him talking to his seatmate and she called him to answer the question “Who is Moses?” The kid noticed everyone looking at him and just said, “Maybe he’s in the other classroom.” Teacher just laughed. Q. reading the first four books sounds like that. Martha answered, “I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day. The Bible says they came from a far..so they were Farmen!! 8 (His disciples had gone into the town to buy food.) How did Lot cause the death of his wife. What is Adam and Eve’s least favourite word? He noticed a boy staring at his collar. 6 Jesus, tired as he was from the journey, sat down by the well. Q: When did Jesus NOT proclaim the truth in the gospels? Jesus said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” How can I set this up? Q. Student: So when women die they turn into a rib? There is one old translation that speaks of Santa in the minor prophets: ‘Ho, Ho, Ho he who cometh from the North.’, Did Moses ever make it into the Promised Land? What did they say when Jesus rose on the third day. He said “Love another one “, Answer: (Not Zaccheaus, but…) Bildad the Shuhite! Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? What about that skin stretching part in the bible where Moses tied his Ass to a tree and then walked 10 miles. …they were praying in the ninth. Here are 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles: A. Where in the bible did the sun shine once and never again? To download a free copy of the reading guide, click here. Jesus was in the first baseball game. Ha! Who is the biblical character who likes to drink sodas/soft drinks? And God saw that it was good. Q. It is in the bible and, the closest thing to it is the modern-day donkey. These are really clever. Find the best bible jokes Noah should be the greatest male Financier in Bible history because he was floating his stock while others were in liquidation. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Enjoy this collection of 42 funny bible puns! A conversation among my Children’s Church a while back. Who was the straightest man in the bible? Christian Bible jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh all the way to church! Even PMS is mentioned in the Bible. Q. Order two copies, so you can tear each page you want to keep before you use them. Boy: “And is the saying ‘Ashes to ashes and dust to dust’ also true?”